Questions answered by Reuben Kaye.
Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars
For every sold out show I will release a live puma into the houses of Parliament in London.
Q2: Cancel culture has finally come for your show. What sins has it committed?
Justifiable elder abuse. I snuck into the house of lords and slipped laxatives into the port.
Q3: All shows will have their tough days. What sophisticated self-care strategies will you employ to survive?
Heroin. But where will I find any in Scotland?
Q4: If you brought this show home for the holidays, how would your parents react to them?
I think my dad would be very quiet. Mostly because he’s been dead for almost ten years. Mum has seen the show several times. She loves it. She thinks it’s amazing I have so many female fans and still haven’t found the right girl yet.
About the show
Hard To Swallow & The Kaye Hole
Date(s): Previews week (Fri 31st July to Thurs 6th Aug) • Week 1 (Fri 7th to Thurs 13th Aug) • Week 2 (Fri 14th to Thur 20th Aug) • Final week(s) (Fri 21st to Mon 31st Aug)
Time(s): Evening (Between 6pm and 10pm) • Late (After 10pm)
Ticket type: Paid
















