Over 500 Edinburgh Fringe acts answered our cheekiest questions. Discover the absurd, unhinged, and crowd-favourite winners of the Fringe Quickies.

Questions answered by Albert Suriñach i Campos. Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August?…

Questions answered by Casey Feigh. Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars…

Questions answered by Suzanne Bachner. Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars…

Questions answered by MzKitty. Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars Humans…