A Fringe Quickie (#18) with ‘I Almost Died for This?! (A love story. Sort of)’

Questions answered by Kristina Libby.

Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars

I’ll trade anyone sex-on-the-beach, if they buy a ticket. THE DRINK. THE DRINK ONLY. I have hard won standards, boundaries, and a hot boyfriend, you perverts.

Q2: If your show walked into a cocktail bar, what would it order?

Sex-on-the-beach with one of those mini-kites – a direct reference to the entire middle act of my show but also a damn good drink if you are stranded on a tropic island and can’t possible find anything else to drink.

Q3: If all the shows running right now were at a massive Fringe house party, what is your show doing?

Definitely looking for her soulmate right before remembering that she’s grown out of that phase, and then looking for the cool girls who want to steal the aux chord, talk about love, drink too many cocktails, and go dancing until our feet cramp.

Q4: How will the audience remember you the morning after?

As the lady who screamed “Fuck You Universe!” and made them feel it. Or, perhaps as the only person who has had a transcendental moment while listening to a song called “Your Muff is Enough”. Hopefully, they will remember laughing, crying, and recommend me to a stranger.