A Fringe Quickie (#4) with ‘LIGHTHOUSE’

Questions answered by Amy Clayton.

Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars

Pimping out 3 x very attractive men to be naked on the Mile for 5 minutes, or for as long as it takes for them to be arrested. They don’t know this yet…

Q2: If your show walked into a cocktail bar, what would it order?

Whiskey. Neat and peaty. It’s a man’s man’s drink and gives you a gruff voice – which is very much needed in this show!

Q3: All shows will have their tough days. What sophisticated self-care strategies will you employ to survive?

More whiskey. Kill or cure, it’ll take away the inevitable pain of the future, the inescapable hopelessness of the present, and the ghosts and demons of the past…temporarily…

Q4: If you brought this show home for the holidays, how would your parents react to them?

What parents? They’re dead. Your brother and sisters are dead. Your wife is dead and so are your kids. Your friends and everyone you ever knew are dead. Everyone is dead. No-one cares about the holidays.

About the show

LIGHTHOUSE

Date(s): Final week(s) (Fri 21st to Mon 31st Aug)

Time(s): Evening (Between 6pm and 10pm)

Ticket type: Paid

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