Questions answered by Keeley Hazell.
Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars
Make my mum wear a tits t-shirt to work at Sainsbury’s.
Q2: If your show walked into a cocktail bar, what would it order?
A Piña Colada with two extra shots of rum.
Q3: If your show suddenly developed a massive ego and became the biggest diva in the 2026 Fringe, what absurd, hyper-specific item would be mandatory on its dressing room rider?
Limited edition San Pellegrino in glass bottles only.
Q4: How will the audience remember you the morning after?
Like a one night stand that never left.
About the show
Keeley Hazell: Everyone’s Seen My Tits
Date(s): Previews week (Fri 31st July to Thurs 6th Aug) • Week 1 (Fri 7th to Thurs 13th Aug) • Week 2 (Fri 14th to Thur 20th Aug) • Final week(s) (Fri 21st to Mon 31st Aug)
Time(s): Afternoon (Between 12-noon and 6pm)
Ticket type: Paid
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