A Fringe Quickie (#552) with ‘Rocket Fan’

Questions answered by Alice Keys.

Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars

You can find me playing pianos and singing in stations and airports around Edinburgh in a full sequinned baseball suit. Like Elton. Is this costume in my show? No, it was written out in an early draft. And did it cost £120? Absolutely. Which is why I’m making full darn use of it.

Q2: The Fringe is horribly expensive. How are you financing this run? Did you remortgage your house, sell your granny, or start an illicit side hustle?

I played – am still playing – will play more – Elton John covers in piano bars. To fund a show that tells the comedic story of me playing Elton John covers in bars. Which I do to fund a show that tells the comedic story of me playing Elton John covers in bars. Which I d…HELP

Q3: All shows will have their tough days. What sophisticated self-care strategies will you employ to survive?

Wake up. Meditate. Go for a run in the park. Take dog treats. Entice dogs. Take dog home. Now have dog, no further need for meditation or exercise.

Q4: We all have weird pre-performance rituals. What is yours, and how confused would a normal person be if they walked in on you doing it?

I listen to the Dynasty theme tune cranked up high and move around the room in my best Alan Partridge lunge. This answer is 100% honesty and I’m surprised I’ve shared it here.