Questions answered by Ruby Carr.
Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars
I’m going to get my teeth professionally whiten to a luminous state, so I can smile outside my venue and guide people to my show, like a moth to a flame… or a person to a very funny show.
Q2: If your show walked into a cocktail bar, what would it order?
A baileys. I seem sweet and inoffensive. I will say some very naughty things, but i’m so gosh darn sweet you can’t possibly be mad at me.
Q3: If your show suddenly developed a massive ego and became the biggest diva in the 2026 Fringe, what absurd, hyper-specific item would be mandatory on its dressing room rider?
So much Mint Sensodyne Repair and Protect. I am housing some of the most sensitive teeth in the business. They need protection from criticism and suddenly cold food.
Q4: If you brought this show home for the holidays, how would your parents react to them?
They would love them, they would think their so fun and funny… but a little concern about how we met and if there going to be coming round for all the birthdays.
About the show
Ruby Carr: BITE ME
Date(s): Week 1 (Fri 7th to Thurs 13th Aug) • Week 2 (Fri 14th to Thur 20th Aug) • Final week(s) (Fri 21st to Mon 31st Aug)
Time(s): Afternoon (Between 12-noon and 6pm)
Ticket type: Pay what you can
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