A Fringe Quickie (#326) with ‘Verity Sharpe: Landlord’s Wet Dream’

Questions answered by Verity Sharpe.

Q1: Aside from this Quickie, what is the most desperate marketing tactic you plan on using to get bums in seats this August? 280 chars

I will dress as Geoff, the archetypal landlord, who features in the show. On the Meadows, during one of Scotland’s newly-installed heatwaves, punters will pelt water balloons, and hate, at Geoff. This should be a cathartic experience and refreshing experience.

Q2: If your show walked into a cocktail bar, what would it order?

A tall glass of lukewarm sewage water. It’s on theme and delicious.

Q3: We all have weird pre-performance rituals. What is yours, and how confused would a normal person be if they walked in on you doing it?

To get really riled up, I read the idiotic comments on the Landlord’s UK Facebook group whilst listening to 2010’s punk anthems. To any passer-by, this looks like psychological torture, and it is.

Q4: If you brought this show home for the holidays, how would your parents react to them?

My parents would despair. They would worry about how this unemployed multi-disciplinary artist with no fixed address and an unhealthy obsession with John Cooper Clarke would support their child. But they’d be happy I’d met my match.

About the show

Verity Sharpe: Landlord’s Wet Dream

Date(s): Previews week (Fri 31st July to Thurs 6th Aug) • Week 1 (Fri 7th to Thurs 13th Aug) • Week 2 (Fri 14th to Thur 20th Aug) • Final week(s) (Fri 21st to Mon 31st Aug)

Time(s): Late (After 10pm)

Ticket type: Paid

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