What coffee would you/your show be, and why?
If my show were a coffee, it would be a cappuccino spiked with the antivenom necessary to save your life, having just been bitten by a Mojave rattlesnake—because you will literally die if you don’t consume it. HURRY, YOU FOOL!!!
What brings a nice show like yours to a place like the Edinburgh Fringe?
After blowing the lid off the U.S. government’s top-secret cloning program, I—Shitty Mozart, the botched clone of the legendary Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart—had to hastily flee America to avoid imminent persecution. Luckily, I’ve found refuge at the Gilded Balloon Patter House, a venue that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the U.S., where I can safely share my shockingly true story. And my fart jokes.
What misconceptions do you think people have about you/your show – would you like to clear them up?
A common misconception about me is that I’m not, in fact, the botched clone of Mozart. (Ha! As if!) That I made it all up. (Ha! Fat chance!) That I’m actually just an unwell man who dresses up as Mozart and plays the character of a musically challenged buffoon who was cloned from one of Mozart’s pubes because I’m too afraid to address my own personal struggles, inner turmoil, and irritable bowel syndrome.
About the show
Shitty Mozart
Date(s): Jul 31 Aug 1-26
Time(s): 23:00 (1 hour)
Location: Gilded Balloon Patter House – Nip