First, a wee disclaimer: I’m an immense fan of Melanie Bracewell, ever since coming across some of her legendary contributions to social media over lockdown. I was prepared to be disappointed…but I most certainly wasn’t.
Melanie is every bit as engaging in person as on the smallest of screens, her wide smile and tall, lean presence command a room. “This is a Maxi dress” she assures the audience, gesturing to her knee-length skirt.
What I didn’t expect was a story of theft, intrigue, and pursuit to underpin this hour of good-natured merriment. In fact, I enjoyed the reveal so much, I’m not going to share it with you. Go discover it for yourself!
Around this central tale Melanie weaves in other snippets from her life around the time of her adventure. Contraceptive services operate slightly differently in New Zealand – in some respects being reminiscent of a certain famous Swiss chocolate. Melanie’s remembered surprise is shared by the audience in so many choked gasps of laughter.
“Melanie is every bit as engaging in person as on the smallest of screens, her wide smile and tall, lean presence command a room. “This is a Maxi dress” she assures the audience, gesturing to her knee-length skirt.”
Melanie’s opening, however, is a thing of glory, as she relates her misadventures in not sharing her e-mail address with the world. She’s come with visual receipts just to drive home the full measure of her failure.
If you, like me, have caught some of Melanie’s previous performances via the aforementioned social media, you’ll recognise one or two small bits of the set, but they remain funny, such is the quality of her delivery and the mirth of the naive audience about you.
However, believe me when I say that the central narrative of ‘Attack of the Melanie Bracewell’ is podcast-worthy, is bolstered by some remarkable video diaries, and has a better-than-usual-reality ending. As George Galloway once said to Saddam Hussein, ‘I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability, and I want you to know that we are with you.’ Well, at least for an hour if you’re sensible enough to get a ticket!
Show Details
Venue: Pleasance Courtyard – Baby Grand
Dates: Jul 31 Aug 1-12, 14-25
Showtimes: 17:50
Running Time: 1 hour
Age Recommendation: 16+
Price: From £9 (concessions available)
Accessibility
The performance space, ‘Baby Grand’, is wheelchair accessible.
The venue, ‘Pleasance Courtyard’, has provided the following accessibility information: ‘A full accessibility guide can be found at http://www.pleasance.co.uk. Customers with access requirements are encouraged to contact the venue in advance and to make themselves known to a member of the team upon arrival. Full venue site is accessible, Wheelchair accessible toilet, No reserved accessible parking, No on street blue badge parking, Assistance dogs welcome in all areas. The Pleasance Courtyard is located uphill when accessing the venue from Cowgate. The outdoor spaces of the venue are a mix of cobblestones and tarmacked surfaces’.
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